LAGOON MANE

issa lagoon, mane

LAGOON MANE tap or press space to flap · dodge the motels · land in the lagoon
LAGOON MANE

THE GAME

PRINCE OF R&B

( RESORTS & BEVERAGES )

25 levels · dodge the motels · land in the lagoon

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THE LORE

Thirty two seconds, transcribed in full, in the original caption colors. Tap a verse to hear it.

  1. i s**t mane,dey dun f***ed up
  2. ii gave ya boya whole a$$LAGOONmane
  3. iii we feelinlugubrious
  4. iv suns goin downwe comin up
  5. v dis ain't-ayeand dis ain't noDoubleTree
  6. vi issa lagoon, mane

lugubrious

/ləˈɡuːbriəs/ adjective

lagoon mane, 2026 the deep, unbothered wellness that comes over a man standing in a body of water somebody else paid for. the feeling a wonderful lagoon gives you.

in use “we feelin lugubrious”, said from a lava rock, holding a cup, at golden hour, by a man who had just been given a whole a$$ lagoon.

Older dictionaries have this one down as gloomy. They wrote those before they saw the lagoon. The word has been updated. To be lugubrious is to be doing great.

the original lugubrious frame
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LAGOON vs MOTEL

ISSA LAGOONDOUBLETREE
Body of watera whole a$$ lagoonpool, shaped like a kidney
Complimentarythe entire lagoonone (1) warm cookie
The sungoin downfluorescent, 24/7
Uscomin upparking level 2
Moodlugubriouscontinental breakfast
Rockslava. volcanic. ancient.decorative, by the ice machine
Address asmanesir

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THE MANE HIMSELF

You just spent all that time flyin his head through a lagoon. Least you can do is hit follow.

A gift, built off one 32 second video, because lugubrious deserved a better definition.

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