The Fine Print, Mane

Privacy

What we collect. If you put a score on the board or join the list, we keep the name you typed, your email address, your level, and your score. Playing without submitting collects nothing personal; your progress lives in your own browser.

Why. The name and level appear on the public leaderboard. The email does not appear anywhere public. It is collected so Getter (the artist this site is a gift for) can contact fans, for example about music or a merch drop.

Where it lives. In private storage on Vercel (our host), reachable only with a secret key. We do not sell it, rent it, or share it with anyone besides Getter and the people who run this site.

Delete me. Email reza@artistinfluence.com from the address you submitted and we will remove you from the board and the list.

Kids. If you are under 13, play all you want, but please do not submit your email.

Cookies. No tracking cookies, no analytics scripts, no ad pixels. Local storage only, for your levels and settings.

Terms

• This is a free fan-made parody game and gift. No purchase, no accounts, no promises.
• You win nothing. You win bragging rights. That is the entire prize pool.
• Keep leaderboard names clean. We filter and we also remove anything gross by hand.
• Provided as is, with no warranties of any kind. If the lagoon is down, the lagoon is down.
• Lil moving lights: one rave level sweeps slow color beams and a cop car blinks past. Nothing hard-strobes, but if flashing lights bother you, ease up on levels 6 and 21.
• We may change or shut down the site, or hand the whole thing to Getter, at any time.

Not affiliated. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to DoubleTree by Hilton, Four Seasons, TikTok, Spotify, or Instagram. Hotel references are parody. DoubleTree makes a genuinely good cookie and this was never about the cookie.

Not officially endorsed by Getter. (But we would love him to.) This whole site is our letter to him, and the actual letter is waiting at the bottom of the Getter tab, mane.

His stuff is his. The original video and audio belong to Getter. This site exists to celebrate it and is offered to him, free, with love.